“- Zeke: I guess the ice princess has come back from the North Pole.
- Chad: She probably spent the holidays the way she always does.
- Jason: How's that?
- Chad: Shopping for mirrors.”

Chris Warren - Zeke Baylor
Corbin Bleu - Chad Danforth
Ryne Sanborn - Jason Cross

“Who turns you into a vain, cheap, worldly fool? Linton does. You'll never love him, but you'll let yourself be loved because it pleases your stupid, greedy vanity.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff

“Father had just one reason for ever starting this unfortunate enterprise: vanity.”

Mary Field - Miss Totten

“George not even trying hard.”

Brendan Fraser - George

“With all the attention the newspapers and television has been giving you, you'd think you were the Pope or something.”

Nora Dunn - Mrs. Carver