“- Judge: Bailiff! Throw this jackass out of my courtroom!
- Mr. Mifflin: He's not only that! He's also a pervert! He touches himself in the mens room!
- Peggy Schuyler: And he cheated on my daddy! He had sex with a dead woman in your office!
- Burton Schuyler: You're fired Cobb!”
Harvey Vernon - Judge
Michael Ensign - Mr. Mifflin
Madolyn Smith Osborne - Peggy Schuyler
Dana Elcar - Burton Schuyler

“- Alec Newbary: You ran out on this relationship, you take the consequences.
- Leslie Hunter: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
- Alec Newbary: You fucked Kevin.
- Leslie Hunter: [shouting] You fucked many!
- Alec Newbary: Nameless, faceless many.
- Leslie Hunter: I feel much better now. Thanks.”
Ally Sheedy - Alec Newbary
Judd Nelson - Leslie Hunter

“Vanessa, let's talk about class for a minute, alright? Here's you and Giorgio in the guestroom. A little classy, isn't it? Here's you and Giorgio in the rumpus room. Another classy one, huh? Oh, this one, I can't figure out. There's you, there's Giorgio... what's with the midget over here?”

Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Richter: I want that fucker dead!
- Helm: I don't blame you, man. I wouldn't want a guy like Quaid porking my old lady.
- Richter: You saying she liked it?
- Helm: Uh... no... I'm sure she hated every minute of it.”
Michael Ironside - Richter
Michael Champion - Helm

“- Liana Telfer: Don't fuck with me!
- Dean Corso: I thought I already did.”
Lena Olin - Liana Telfer
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso