“What I do find pathetic is people who, as soon as they hear that the world is ending, they rush out and try to hook up with someone like it was closing time at 'Studio 54'.”
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“- Phil Davis: We seem to be getting a little mixed up.
- Judy Haynes: Maybe it's the music.
- Phil Davis: Maybe it isn't only the music.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Vera-Ellen - Judy Haynes

“- Christina: I meet a guy for two minutes and I'm chasing after him like he's something special.
- Courtney: Well, maybe you want someone special for once, maybe you were thinking that you were tired of the game.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“You deserve so much better in your life. You deserve me.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“- Frances Stevens: I'm in love with you.
- John Robie: Now that's a ridiculous thing to say.”
Grace Patricia Kelly - Frances Stevens
Cary Grant - John Robie