“What I do find pathetic is people who, as soon as they hear that the world is ending, they rush out and try to hook up with someone like it was closing time at 'Studio 54'.”
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler

“- Phil Davis: We seem to be getting a little mixed up.
- Judy Haynes: Maybe it's the music.
- Phil Davis: Maybe it isn't only the music.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Vera-Ellen - Judy Haynes

“You deserve so much better in your life. You deserve me.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”
Will Smith - Hitch

You had me at "dicks fuck assholes”.
Kristen Miller - Lisa