“- Josh: I didn't want to mention this with mom around but I know a place where all kids who have to repeat a grade get together. It's way beyond the Bluffs, high above the Pacific Coast highway.
- Sam: What do they do there?
- Josh: Jump off.”
Jacob Tierney - Josh
Noah Fleiss - Sam

“- Pik van Cleef: I've been looking all over for you.
- Chance Boudreaux: You've been looking in the wrong places.
- Pik van Cleef: That's good, 'cause I know you wouldn't want to hurt my feelings.”
Arnold Vosloo - Pik van Cleef
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Chance Boudreaux

“You gotta embrace your worthlessness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Costner...”
Kevin P. Farley - Doug Linus

“We're not lost, Private... we're in Normandy.”
Richard D. Winters - Himself

“- Rudy Duncan: Sounds pretty mature for twenty-five.
- Nick Cassidy: Grow up in Detroit, you mature real quickly.
- Rudy Duncan: Yeah. Either that or those pictures are ten years old.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
James Frain - Nick Cassidy