“- Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
- Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Peter Serafinowicz - Pete

“I had a joint and a few little bags of coke. Since when is that shit illegal?”
Spoken Reasons - Rojas

“I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants.”

Johnny Depp - George Jung

“It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!”
Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz

“- Richard Barkley: Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us...
- Ron Woodroof: Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the fuckin' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you.”
Michael O'Neill - Richard Barkley
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof