“I wish I could be gay again.”
Shelley Lee Long - Carol Brady

“I'd like a chance to shoot at an educated man once in my life.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator.”
Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy

“- Samantha James: God, I wanna lick your skin off!
- Chris Brander: I'd prefer you didn't.”
Anna Faris - Samantha James
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- Jacqueline: Hey, you're not getting serious on me, are you?
- Marcus: What are you talking about? Am I getting serious? What is that?
- Jacqueline: You know, do you want this to grow into a relationship where we're together all the time? God. Stuff like that. Are you?”
Robin Givens - Jacqueline
Eddie Murphy - Marcus