“A Very Brady Sequel” quotes

Movie A Very Brady Sequel
Title A Very Brady Sequel
Year 1996
Director Arlene Sanford
Genre Comedy
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Plot – Carol is the mother of Marcia, Jane and Cindy and marries Mike, who has three wild boys as well: Greg, Peter and Bobby. The Brady family is perfect and always happy, even if the usual problems never miss. Greg would like to become a rock singer despite he doesn't possess the necessary talent, Marcia is courted by several guys and can't decide among them, Jane is in crisis because she doesn't feel loved by her family, Peter faces adolescence's problems, while Bobby is mocked by a classmate.
All actors – Shelley Long, Gary Cole, Christopher Daniel Barnes, Christine Taylor, Paul Sutera, Jennifer Elise Cox, Jesse Lee Soffer, Olivia Hack, Henriette Mantel, Tim Matheson, Whip Hubley, Whitney Rydbeck
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  • “You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms.”
    Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady
    [Tag:clothes, dislike]
  • “Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.”
    Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady
  • “A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift should give the giver regrets.”
    Gary Cole - Mike Brady
    [Tag:gift, grief, regret]
  • He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois". I bet that means "You're the most".
    Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady
  • “That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me a special tube steak.”
    Henriette Mantel - Alice Nelson
    [Tag:generosity, sex]
  • “I wish I could be gay again.”
    Shelley Lee Long - Carol Brady
  • “- Cindy Brady: You can't take my mommy!
    - Marcia Brady: Cindy's right! Take Jan!”

    Olivia Hack - Cindy Brady
    Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady
  • “- Marcia Brady: I'm so happy for you, Jan.
    - Jan Brady: Really, Marcia?
    - Marcia Brady: No.”

    Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady
    Jennifer Elise Cox - Jan Brady
    [Tag:deceit, empathy]
  • “How about that?! The light really does go off when you close the door!”

    Henriette Mantel - Alice Nelson
  • “- Mike Brady: Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you.
    - Roy: Is it about where I shop?
    - Mike Brady: No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.
    - Roy: I know. You're wearing it.
    - Mike Brady: Ah. So I am.”

    Gary Cole - Mike Brady
    Tim Matheson - Roy Martin
  • - Mike Brady: You seem to be having quite an effect on Peter, Roy.
    - Roy Martin: Well, it's like I always say: "Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered".
    - Mike Brady: Well, like I always say: "Caveat Emptor".
    - Roy Martin: Doesn't that mean "Buyer Beware"?
    - Mike Brady: Yes, yes, it does.

    Gary Cole - Mike Brady
    Tim Matheson - Roy Martin
  • “I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.”
    Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady
  • “You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness!”
    Tim Matheson - Roy Martin
    [Tag:appearance, joy, trust]
  • - Carol: Careful, Mike. he's got a gun.
    - Roy: I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady butt.
    - Cindy: He said the "B" word!

    Shelley Lee Long - Carol Brady
    Tim Matheson - Roy Martin
    Olivia Hack - Cindy Brady
  • “- Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.
    - Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys.
    - Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.
    - Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.”

    Paul Sutera - Peter Brady
    Gary Cole - Mike Brady
    [Tag:toys, weapons]
  • “Us Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart. Much like that house of cards. You see, a deck consists of 52 cards, and if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs, then how the heck would we ever play a game of Gin Rummy? So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness, I'm sure you kids know the right thing...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Gary Cole - Mike Brady
  • “- Warren Mulaney: I'm really into hip hop.
    - Marcia: Hip hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.”

    Brian Van Holt - Warren Mulaney
    Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady