- Buzz 'Sixpack' Parrish: Oh, mama! What a pair.
- Bridget Bowman: What'd you say?
- Buzz 'Sixpack' Parrish: I said, "what a pair". Our shack boss and his washed-up doctor buddy make quite a... what did you think I said?
- Bridget Bowman: That you liked my boobs.
Daniel Stern - Buzz 'Sixpack' Parrish
Lisa Eilbacher - Bridget Bowman

“Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.”
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones

“- Ted Lawson: Tell me, honey, how come you're so cute?
- Ellen Lawson: I had to be if I was going to get such a good looking fella.”

Van Johnson - Ted Lawson
Phyllis Thaxter - Ellen Lawson

“Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco

“- Frank: My perfect partner is me.
- Martha: You?
- Frank: Yeah, me... with breasts.”
Rufus Sewell - Frank
Monica Potter - Martha