“- Turold: From this day, my kingdom is no more.
- Eirig: Nor mine.
- Turold: A single kingdom under our children.
- Eirig: Agreed.”
Tony Church - Turold
Bernard Archard - Eirig

“You wouldn't want to have children with three heads, would you? I mean, you wouldn't want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell. Oh, it would be bad.”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- Danny: I would marry you tomorrow! I would have children with you, dozens and dozens of children!
- Taxi Driver: Let's hope they look like the mother.”

Jude Law - Danny
Don Pugsley - Taxi Driver

“- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: You can't possibly marry me. I can't let that happen.
- Julian Grayraven: Is it that you don't love me?
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: No! It's not that, it's... bare with me. I'm cursed. I can't have children. I'm barren.”
Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix
Vondie Curtis-Hall - Julian Grayraven

“- Victoria Everglot: Since I was a child, I've dreamt of my wedding day. I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone to spend the rest of my life with. Silly, isn't it?
- Victor Van Dort: Yes, silly. No. No, not at all, no.”
Emily Watson - Victoria Everglot
Johnny Depp - Victor Van Dort