“I just love a man in uniform. Policemen are the best.”
Tami Erin - Pippi Longstocking

“- Enrique: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
- Elle Woods: These aren't last season!
[looks down, gasps, runs back into court room]
- Elle Woods: He's gay! Enrique is gay!”

Greg Serano - Enrique
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“Hate to tell you this, buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something.”
Tom Cruise - Steve Randle

“- Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate.
- Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
- Dwight: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate!
- Owen: Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?”
Chris Williams - Dwight
Joel David Moore - Owen

“- Doug Remer: We win, and they get the chicks. That sucks, dude.
- Joe Cooper: I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.”
Matt Stone - Doug Remer
Trey Parker - Joe Cooper