“- Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun: Then I'll have to get a dishwasher.
- Mayor John Pappas: You don't have to wash them, just throw 'em out after you finish eating. It's on me. Get a life!
- Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun: I've got yours; it's quite enough.”
John Cusack - Deputy Mayor Kevin Calhoun
Al Pacino - Mayor John Pappas

“- Julie: Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.
- Kale: Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Julie
Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne

“Cats are very clean animals.”
Norman Reedus - Harry Odum

“That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath will certainly get the job done, cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something cause your breath stinks!”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey