- Quentin: We got an escape artist and a cop. There's gotta be a reason for that. You're a doctor. That gives you a function, a reason, right?
- Holloway: No! It just makes me go "Why me and not one of the other ten million doctors out there?".

Maurice Dean Wint - Quentin
Nicky Guadagni - Holloway

“- George: I want to be a gynecologist.
- Miss Marquez: If that's so then I want good reasons why.
- George: You are the reason why, Miss Marquez.”
Mario Yedidia - George
Jennifer Lopez - Miss Marquez

“There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist.”
Alan Arkin - Sheldon Kornpett

“Goddamn it, I knew I should've listened to my mother. I could've been a cosmetic surgeon, five hundred thousand a year, up to my neck in tits and ass.”
Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton

“- Patient: This is the best my back has felt in three years. Joseph, you're a genius.
- Joseph: That's my job. I'm a surgeon. But I'm no genius.”
Paul Kiernan - Patient
Kevin Kline - Joseph