- Henry Hackett: Doesn't anybody say "good morning" any more?
- Carmen: I don't think so.
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett
Roma Maffia - Carmen

“- James Cross: You know what they say about people who treat other people bad on the way up?
- Frank Cross: Yeah, you get to treat 'em bad on the way back down too. It's great, you get two chances to rough 'em up.”
John Murray - James Cross
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“I don't know you well enough for you to hurt me.”

Julie Christie - Betty Logan

“Talking to her is like swimming in a sea and being stung repeatedly by an enormous jellyfish.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Jack Goodman: David, you are hurting my feelings!
- David Kessler: Hurting your feelings? Has it occurred to you that it might be unsettling to see you arise from the grave to visit me?”
Griffin Dunne - Jack Goodman
David Naughton - David Kessler