“I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got a whole natural overhaul. They took out some wrinkles, did hair repair, changed the blood, added a good 30 to 40 years to my life. They also replaced my spleen and colon. What do you think?”

Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

“- Eva: I could not believe what I was watching! No brains, and the fake cheekbones, and the fake boobs. Do you like fake boobs?
- Albert: No. No, I like real boobs.
- Eva: Yeah - I got real boobs.
- Albert: That's workin' out for us then.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“I had a skin graft operation, where they put half my right thigh in my face. Now it doesn't look too good, but one unexpected advantage is it's impossible to perspire through a skin graft, so sweat will never run into my eyes again, which is good for a driver.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“You're as plastic as your tits!”

Heather Thomas - Teri Marshall

“- Sarah Sellinger: Mummy... when am I going to get breasts?
- Margaret Sellinger: Next Tuesday. Why?
- Sarah Sellinger: I don't know. Sometimes I think they look silly.
- Margaret Sellinger: They do look best with formal wear.”
Patsy Kensit - Sarah Sellinger
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger