Dyan Cannon quotes
“- Myra Bruhl: Have you thought about collaboration?
- Sidney Bruhl: I don't want any help in killing Clifford Anderson. I want to strike the blow myself.”
“- Charlie Gordon: Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.
- Liz LaBreche: Well, that's sweet.
- Charlie Gordon: What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.”
“- Simone Legree: That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap...
- Philippe Douvier: Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap.
- Cato Fong: It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap.
- Clouseau: That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap.”
“- Simone Legree: Now why do you suppose he wanted to have me killed?
- Clouseau: Elementary. He wanted you dead.”
“- Charlie Gordon: I'm waiting for my sexual prime.
- Liz LaBreche: And just when do you think that's gonna happen?”
“- Clouseau: Who were those two men have tried to kill you last night?
- Simone Legree: Killers.”
“I'm so upset, I'd cry, but my tear ducts haven't worked since my last eye job.”
“- Simone Legree: I can tell that you're a very passionate man. Do you see how long this line is?
- Julio Scallini: Keep watching: it's gonna get longer.”
“- Julio Scallini: That's a nice hand.
- Simone Legree: Oh, thank you. That's only the right one.”
“- Charlie Gordon: Should've had him neutered.
- Liz LaBreche: Oh, I did, ha ha. Except I used an attorney instead of a doctor.”