- Lex Luthor: There's nothing wrong with a good fight. Just remember, the man of tomorrow is forged by his battles today.
- Clark Kent: Could I use that? I mean, "the man of tomorrow" for my slogan?
- Lex Luthor: Knock yourself out.

Michael Rosenbaum - Lex Luthor
Tom Welling - Clark Kent

“For years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers to buy products they normally wouldn't want, just to get their money.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy

“Kids today aren't dumb. They're not gonna buy just anything. That's why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions in today's rock music.”
Eugene Levy - Eugene Levy

The new slogan now is "Diamonds: Render her speechless". Why don't they just go ahead and say it? "Diamonds: That'll shut her up... for a minute".

Ron White - Ron White

“Coca-Cola is by far the world's number one soft drink and they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.”
Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick