“- Gene Okerlund: Steroids aren't used in wrestling anymore, are they Jesse?
- Jesse Ventura: Or any less.”
Gene Okerlund - Gene Okerlund
Jesse Ventura - Jesse Ventura

“I have never tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.”

Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“I want to confess... everything.”

Jesse Plemons - Floyd landis

“When I was a sportswoman on the East German Olympic Track and Field team, they dispensed anabolic steroids as freely as here in America they dole out Gator-Ade.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Dr. Alex Hesse

“- General Anatoly Gogol: A common thief. A disgrace to the uniform!
- Orlov: Yes, but tomorrow, I shall be a hero of the Soviet Union.”

Walter Gotell - Gogol
Steven Berkoff - Orlov