“I think we have the kind of friendship where if I were the devil, you'd be the only one I would tell.”
Albert Brooks - Aaron Altman

“Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you're just telling them that you're a tattletale. Now is that the tale you want to tell?”
Gary Cole - Mike Brady

“- Angela: Do you trust him?
- Dr. Alan Champion: Sure, I trust him. I used to hold his head over the toilet at frat parties.”

Sandra Bullock - Angela
Dennis Miller - Dr. Alan Champion

- Justin McLeod: Think, Norstadt. Reason. Have I ever abused you? Did I ever lay a hand on you of anything but friendship on you? Could I? Could you imagine me ever doing so? And what about the past?
- Charles E. "Chuck" Norstadt: Just tell me you didn't do it. I'll believe you.
Mel Gibson - Justin McLeod
Nick Stahl - Charles E. "Chuck" Norstadt

“- Maxwell Smart: Guys, you have to believe me I am not a double agent.
- Lloyd: We never thought you were.
- Bruce: Yeah, we love you, man.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd
Masi Oka - Bruce