“- Artemus Gordon: My auxiliary tool kit, I forgot all about it. It must have fallen out of my pocket.
- James West: Your pocket? Why wasn't it on some spring-loaded contraption that shoots out your ass?
- Artemus Gordon: That's the first place Loveless would have looked.”
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“We don't know if they understand the difference between a weapon and a tool.”

Jeremy Renner - Louise Banks

“- Xander Cage: Wow. No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars. Do you really need all these gadgets to get the bad guys?
- Jane Marke: Oh, we don't need any of it. But it makes the catching a hell of a lot more fun.”
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage
Toni Collette - Jane Marke

“Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead marines and then you will be in a world of shit because marines are not allowed to die without permission.”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.”

Mary Woronov - Mary Bland