“- Josh: Doesn't it make you feel sad inside?
- Sam: Genetically altered inside. I'm all metal and wires. It's cold. I don't feel things the way you do.”
Jacob Tierney - Josh
Noah Fleiss - Sam

“- Jack Belston: Why'd you come up?
- Beth Warden: Because I wanted to be sad. Now I'm sad.”
Bill Paxton - Jack Belston
Diane Lane - Beth Warden

“Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
Neil Patrick Harris - Barney Stinson

“Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake. Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth, the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps looking at those nails thinking: 'God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure, but it's too late now.”

Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Grim Reaper: I have come for you.
- Geoffrey: You mean to…
- Grim Reaper: Take you away. That is my purpose. I am Death.
- Geoffrey: Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening hasn't it?”
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper
John Marwood Cleese - Geoffrey