“Cry as you may, cry as you might; its going to be one hell of a wedding night.”
Warwick Davis - Leprechaun

“Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2:00 am!”
Jenna Elfman - The Angel

“- Preston: This is officially the worst night of my entire life. Thank you very much.
- The Angel: Try having forty drunk men grabbing your ass, one groom to be throwing up all over you and then have your car break down at 2am and then you can talk to me about having a bad night, ok?”
Ethan Embry - Preston Meyers
Ethan Embry - The Angel

“- Trent: I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.
- Mike: Yeah, well they're all skanks.
- Trent: What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.
- Mike: The beautiful babies don't work the midnight-to-six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift.”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“I'm not leaving till the morning, but you know the rules when I go: no bitches after eleven.”
Jim Carrey - Charlie