We started this magazine, "American Bitch". It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
Jane Lynch - Christy Cummings

“All problems solved for life. No commies and no queers.”
Colin Firth - Tommy Judd

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

Mr. Hunt, this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible. "Difficult" should be a walk in the park for you.
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck

“If a girl is six-feet-five inches tall, she's bound to have special problems.”
Spencer Tracy - Capt. T. G. Culpepper