“- Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
- Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.”
Luke Wilson - Dr. Peter Flynn
Seymour Cassel - Bert Fischer

“They busted up the wrong house. They went in and blew everyone away. The wrong house! They got the Wong house.”
Paulina Porizkova - Billy Hill

“Um, you're not using those ear brushes to clean your mouth are you, Mr. Brown?”

Ben Whishaw - Paddington

“- Richard Blake: Makes a nice sound, doesn't it, coming across a continent.
- Edward Creighton: It's music.”

Robert Young - Richard Blake
Dean Jagger - Edward Creighton

- "Gloves" Donahue: Any message?
- Barney: Should I leave out the curse words?
- "Gloves" Donahue: Yeah.
- Barney: No message.
Humphrey Bogart - "Gloves" Donahue
Frank McHugh - Barney