“- Holly Golightly: What do you do, anyway?
- Paul Varjak: I'm a writer, I guess.
- Holly Golightly: You guess? Don't you know?
- Paul Varjak: Ok, positive statement. Ringing affirmative. I'm a writer.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

“- Clive Rooney: You've had a huge success with this romance novel of yours. What'd you do? Pulling over at truck stops, jotting it down on paper napkins?
- Jack Willis: Yeah, pretty much, I was, actually.”
Adam Ray - Clive Rooney
Hugh Jackman - Jack Willis

“My hands are already full writing and directing, because that's a full time job. Actually, that's why I don't produce as well, as there's already enough producers.”
David Twohy

“If I can make a living as a writer, I can do anything.”
Richard LaGravenese

“- Karen Eiffel: Excuse me, where are the dying people? Most of these people are sick or injured. Is there any way to see the people who aren't going to get better? I'd like to see the dead-for-sure ones.
- Head ER Nurse: I'm sorry, are you suffering from anything?
- Karen Eiffel: Just writer's block.”
Emma Thompson - Karen Eiffel
Cheryl Lynn Bruce - Head ER Nurse