“- Mr. Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir!
- Larson E. Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?”
Thurston Hall - Mr. Bel-Goodie
W.C. Fields - Larson E. Whipsnade

“German girls find scars very attractive.”
Deborah Kerr - Johnny Cannon

“We are women. Different things go on in our heads. That's what makes us attractive.”
Jane Withers - Clavdia Kurin

“- Bruce: A complex series of seductions and murders? That's just not something you see a woman do.
- Alexandra: Really? What part do you think a woman is not up to? The seduction or the murder?”
Terry O'Quinn - Bruce
Debra Winger - Alexandra

“I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.”
Bill Engvall - Himself