“- Luce: You can put an end to this! Tell me to go. Tell me that's what you want, and I will walk away and you will never see me again.
- Rachel: Is that what you want?
- Luce: I want you.”
Lena Headey - Luce
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“- Sue: You're gonna have to start deviating. He's breaking up with you.
- Paula: What?
- Sue: The only reason he ever brings girls home to meet us is 'cause he's gettin' ready to dump 'em.”
Kathy Bates - Sue
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Jerry Falk: Where's the rifle? I need the rifle. I'm going to blow my brains out!
- Amanda: Oh, don't be so middle class!”

Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk
Christina Ricci - Amanda

“- Telly: The best way to get over an old man...
- Ormandy: ...is to get under a new one!”
Royale Watkins - Telly
Kym Whitley - Ormandy

“- Max Fischer: I thought you dumped me for Blume, then I thought...
- Rosemary Cross: I never dumped you, because we were never going out.”
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross