“There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.”
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

- John Plummer: Dave! John Plummer. Remember? You used to call me "asshole"?
- David Loach: I call everybody "asshole”.
- John Plummer: Yes, but I believe I was the first. We were five, maybe six at the time?
- David Loach: Congratulations, asshole. Now get to the point.
Jason Lee - John Plummer
Chris Penn - David Loach

“My friends call me Dickface.”
Sean Astin - Alan

- Poppy: Is your name Chinese or English?
- "Mother" Gin Sling: Indeed Gin Sling is English. It's a nickname as common in this part of the world as the drink sold over the counter.
Gene Tierney - Poppy
Ona Munson - "Mother" Gin Sling

“- Tom Ludlow: What do they call you?
- Quicks: They call me fucking Quicks.
- Tom Ludlow: Quicks? Not quick enough.”
Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Noel Gugliemi - Quicks