“- Jeff Kohlver: I'm not the monster you think I am. I crossed a line. Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in.
- Hayley Stark: Cute pedophile pleads guilty.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Veronica Loughran: You men make me feel sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.
- Dante Hicks: Animal, mineral or vegetable.
- Veronica Loughran: Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.
- Dante Hicks: They put up the least amount of struggle.”
Marilyn Ghigliotti - Veronica
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks

“- Paul Biegler: Mr. Paquette, what would you call a man with an insatiable penchant for women?
- Alphonse Paquette: A what?
- Paul Biegler: A penchant... a desire... taste... passion?
- Alphonse Paquette: Well, uh, ladies' man, I guess. Or maybe just a damn fool!”
James Stewart - Paul Biegler
Murray Hamilton - Alphonse Paquette

“- Abby: I love how you assume all men are perverse as you are!
- Mike Chadway: Oh, I don't assume. I know.”
Katherine Heigl - Abby
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway

“- Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
- Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark