“- Ivy Miller: I'm sorry, were you sleeping?
- Wyatt Trips: Did my closed eyes and peaceful demeanor tip you off?”
Reese Witherspoon - Ivy Miller
Paul Rudd - Wyatt Trips

“When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Captain von Trapp: Fraulein Maria, did I or did I not say that bedtime is to be strictly observed in this household?
- Maria: Yes, well the children were scared of the thunderstorm and... you did, sir.
- Captain von Trapp: And do you or do you not have trouble following these simple instructions?
- Maria: Only during thunderstorms, sir.”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“- Doug Butabi: You can not take away our dreams.
- Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.”
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi

“- Jeremy Grey: I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
- John Beckwith: Soft mattress?
- Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nudegay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith