“- Caroline: Did you know you're bleeding?
- Gus: Oh, yeah.
- Lloyd: Were you shot?
- Gus: Dog bit me.
- Caroline: What dog?
- Gus: Willard's dog.
- Caroline: Cannibal bit you?
- Gus: His name is Cannibal?”
Judy Davis - Caroline
Denis Colin Leary - Gus
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

“What have you done to my dog? You broke my dog!”

Liam Neeson - Martin Falcon

“I never get wounded.”
Sonny Tufts - Kansas

“- Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
- Ed Hocken: It's hard to tell.
- Frank Drebin: A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...”

Susan Beaubian - Mrs. Nordberg
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Sven: What do we do with this guy?
- Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.”
Thomas Seniuk - Sven
Peter Mensah - Brodski