“You can't show some far off idyllic conception of behavior if you want the kids to come and see the picture.”
James Dean

“I can't walk in a toy store in a foreign country without seeing a kid with a minion backpack.”
Pierre Coffin

- Eddie Beckner: "Garden Tool Massacre", it's your basic slice and dice.
- Mrs. Penny: Your basic what?
- Eddie Beckner: Well this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers, but don't worry, there's no sex or anything bad.
- Mrs. Penny: They won't let you kids into a movie like that.
- Eddie Beckner: No problem, my brother's an usher.
Douglas Emerson - Eddie Beckner
Sharon Spelman - Mrs. Penny

- Mark's Mom: Mark, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to go to that movie - that "Star Track" movie.
- Young Mark: Oh, Mom, how many times do I have to tell you? "Track" is what a train goes on, okay? "Trek" is what the Enterprise goes on, okay?
- Mark's Mom: Yeah, and they say the pain of childbirth ends with labor.
Marilyn Kentz - Gail - Mark's Mom
Ethan Glazer - Young Mark

“As of next Monday, no parent will be permitted to see an R-rated movie, unless accompanied by a kid.”
Matthew McCurley - Winchell