“- Peggy Ann Snow: Were you laughing every second?
- Corky: Peg, I...
- Peggy Ann Snow: Was I funny, you bastard son-of-a-bitch?”
Ann-Margret - Peggy Ann Snow
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky

“- Eddie Valiant: You crazy rabbit! I'm out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!
- Roger Rabbit: But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Charles Fleischer - Roger Rabbit

“I thought it'd be fun to have a little fun! You know, talk and dance and - talk.”
Cyd Charisse - Maria Corvier

“I used to know a whole lot of dances. The-the-the-eh- the flea hop, and-and, what's the - eh - the black bottom, the variety drag. I don't, I don't know, I just don't seem to have any time any more. I have so many things to do.”
James Stewart - Elwood P. Dowd

“A laughing woman is disarmed, you can do what you like.”
Julien Carette - Marceau, le braconnier