“- Zeus Carver: Who's gonna help you?
- Dexter: We're gonna help ourselves.
- Zeus Carver: And who do we not want to help us?
- Dexter, Raymond: White people.
- Zeus Carver: That's right. Now get on outta here. Go to school.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Michael Alexander Jackson - Dexter

“We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?”
Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard

“- John McClane: Here take this.
- Zeus Carver: How's it work?
- John McClane: You don't know how to shoot a gun?
- Zeus Carver: Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot guns, you racist motherfucker.
- John McClane: Sue me.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver

“If you wanna know how to build a rocket to fly a man into outer space, don't come to me. If you need somebody to perform a delicate brain operation, I'm not your man. However if you have any questions what so ever on the quality of a good pair of pants, look no further!”
Jason Alexander - North's Dad

“Boy, I'm telling you, you brothers are gonna be large! But like I said, you got to be careful. Because y'all are telling the truth, and the white man don't want you all saying what you're saying.”

Barry Shabaka Henley - Geoffrey Lennox