“I'm going to break you Holmes. I'm going to bring off right under your nose the most incredible crime of the century, and you'll never suspect it until it's too late. That will be the end of you Mr. Sherlock Holmes. And when I've beaten and ruined you then I can retire in peace.”
George Zucco - Professor Moriarty

“There's more people! That's what's ruining this country! The population is getting out of control! The competition is maddening!”
Dustin Hoffman - William 'Willy' Loman

“- Christy: You don't ask for help in America. You demand it. Trick-or-treat- you don't ask, you threaten.
- Sarah: You can't do that on our street. Because you can't threaten drug addicts and transvestites, that's why.”

Sarah Bolger - Christy
Samantha Morton - Sarah

“- Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
- Marcus Copeland: You, are in big trouble!
- Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find a worker who can climb a ladder after lunch.”
Harry Anderson