“- Security Guard: I finally caught your ass.
- Hank: We're just hungry, partner. Give us a break, will ya?
- Jack Mason: Yo man, we don't want no trouble, we'll give it back!
- Security Guard: To hell with giving it back! It's already been contaminated with your filth! Somebody's going to pay!”
Bob Minor - Security Guard
Jeff Corey - Hank
Ice-T - Jack Mason

“- Hunter: Do you realize the bath you just took cost over two thousand dollars? That's American dollars!
- Thibault: Is that a lot?
- Hunter: Yes, yes it is.
- Thibault: Then I will repay you with one of my swans.”
Matt Ross - Hunter
Jean Reno - Thibault

“- Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.
- Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.”
Jason Bateman - Sandy Patterson
Carlos Navarro - Luis the Gas Station Attendant

“I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out.”

Anthony Johnson - Blue

“- Coach Wally Rig: I brought these for you. - Coach Ed Gennero: Thank you. They're lovely.
- Coach Wally Rig: I hope you don't mind - I had to charge them to your room. I'm a little short this week.”

Robert Loggia - Coach Wally Rig
Héctor Elizondo - Coach Ed Gennero