“- Arthur Chaney: I've been thinking. This dog's what? Three, four years old. That makes him an adult in our years. I say let Buddy decide.
- Judge Cranfield: Mr. Chaney, during my 40 years on the bench I have heard a lot of lamebrain cockamanie proposals, but this one... I like.”

Bill Cobbs - Arthur Chaney
Eric Christmas - Judge Cranfield

“- Prissy The Elephant: They've gone and made him... oh dear, I just can't say it... made him a clown.
- The Elephant Matriarch: Oh, the shame of it. Let us take the solemn vow. From now on, he is no longer an elephant.”

Sarah Selby - Prissy The Elephant
Verna Felton - The Elephant Matriarch

I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town". Man bursts into tears. "But doctor, I am Pagliacci".
Jackie Earle Haley - Rorschach

“You just pick on us because we're artists!”

“You silent motherfuckers!”

Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown