“Shakes the Clown” quotes

Movie Shakes the Clown
Bobcat Goldthwait directed this movie in 1991
Title Shakes the Clown
Year 1991
Director Bobcat Goldthwait
Genre Drama, Comedy, Crime
All actors – Bobcat Goldthwait, Julie Brown, Bruce Baum, Steve Bean, Blake Clark, Eliza Coyle, Paul Dooley, Gerald F. Edelstein, Robin Williams, Jack Gallagher, Paige Gosney, Kathy Griffin
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  • “- Dink the Clown: I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30.
    - Stenchy the Clown: That's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is?
    - Dink the Clown: Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Adam Sandler - Dink the Clown
    Blake Clark - Stenchy the Clown
  • “- 1st Party Dad: Are you the clown?
    - Shakes the Clown: No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.”

    Tim Kazurinsky - 1st Party Dad
    Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown
  • “I got one of them peanut butter pussies: it's brown, smooth and easy to spread.”
    LaWanda Page - Female Clown Barfly
    [Tag:ability, food]
  • “- Owen Cheese: You clowns are on dope!
    - Binky the Clown: You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.”

    Paul Dooley - Owen Cheese
    Tom Kenny - Binky the Clown
    [Tag:clown, drugs]
  • “- Shakes the Clown: Kid, what are you doing?
    - Obnoxious Kid at Party: I had to go to the bathroom.
    - Shakes the Clown: On my head?
    - Obnoxious Kid at Party: This is my bathroom, not your bedroom, you big drunken mess.”

    Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown
  • “You silent motherfuckers!”

    Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown
  • “The only show you could ever star in would be a show called the... Not... Funny... Diarrhea Club!”

    Paul Kozlowski - HoHo the Clown
    [Tag:insult, team]
  • “- Judy: Listen, Binky. Shakes may be alcoholic... and a bad lay... but he's not a murderer!
    - Binky the Clown: Not a murderer? How can you say he's not a murderer? He took one of his own juggling pins and smashed in Mr. Cheese's head with the fucking thing! Again and again and again, just hitting and hitting - and the head bursting and...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Julie Brown - Judy
    Tom Kenny - Binky the Clown
  • “You just pick on us because we're artists!”

    [Tag:artist, clown, threat]