Is this meant to amuse me, Mr Burroughs? Why don't you stop by my office about 8 in the morning? To give you time to think about what you've done and to give me time to think about what I'm going to do. Oh, and... please, invite your "dead" roommate.
James D. O'Reilly - Mr. Bernhardt

“- Mollie Malloy: Aren't they inhuman?
- Hildy Johnson: I know. They're newspapermen.
- Mollie Malloy: All they've been doing is lying. All they've been doing is writing lies. Why won't they listen to me?”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- William Thatcher: Oi sir, what are you doing?
- Geoffrey Chaucer: Uh... trudging. You know, trudge? To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Paul Bettany - Geoffrey Chaucer

“- Friedrich: I'm Friedrich. I'm fourteen. I'm impossible!
- Maria: [laughing] Really? Who told you that, Friedrich?
- Friedrich: Fraulein Josephine, four governesses ago.”
Nicholas Hammond - Friedrich
Julie Andrews - Maria

“The key to French waiters: if you're nice to them, they treat you like shit. Treat them like shit, they love you.”
Meg Ryan - Kate