“- Mollie Malloy: Aren't they inhuman?
- Hildy Johnson: I know. They're newspapermen.
- Mollie Malloy: All they've been doing is lying. All they've been doing is writing lies. Why won't they listen to me?”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

Is this meant to amuse me, Mr Burroughs? Why don't you stop by my office about 8 in the morning? To give you time to think about what you've done and to give me time to think about what I'm going to do. Oh, and... please, invite your "dead" roommate.
James D. O'Reilly - Mr. Bernhardt

“- Frank: The sixties sure were good to you, weren't they?
- Lauren: Frank, that's right. Think back to the sixties. People did things for each other.
- Frank: They were wasted.”
George Carlin - Frank
Shelley Lee Long - Lauren

“You have any idea what it's like to be a big man on the inside and have a small body on the outside?”

Joshua John Miller - Homer

“You ruin everything! Every time I bring a man home you spoil it! You know what your shrink says? You're just trying to get a little attention!”

Brooke Bundy - Elaine Parker