“- Superman: Uh, you really shouldn't smoke, you know, Miss Lane.
- Lois Lane: Don't tell me. Lung cancer, right?
- Superman: Well, not yet, thank goodness.”
Christopher Reeve - Superman
Margot Kidder - Lois Lane

“- Cigaweed Man: That's nothing but a cigarette...
- Carter: That's cigaweed!
- Cigaweed Man: Well it looked like a cigarette...
- Carter: You better have glaucoma.
- Cigaweed Man: I do.”
Wayne King - Cigaweed Man
Chris Tucker - Carter

- "Handsome"(in "Suspicion") : You don't smoke, do you?
- Rigby Reardon: No, I have tuberculosis.
- "Handsome"(in "Suspicion") : Oh, thank heaven for that.

Cary Grant - "Handsome"(in "Suspicion")
Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon

“Go on, take it. If we take our time we will both die of cancer.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Chick Boyle: You shouldn't smoke. It causes cancer of the lungs. Each one of those little cigarettes is a stick of death.
- Meg Magrath: That's what I like about it Chick, taking a drag off death. What power! What exhilaration!”
Tess Harper - Chick Boyle
Jessica Lange - Meg Magrath