“If a girl is six-feet-five inches tall, she's bound to have special problems.”
Spencer Tracy - Capt. T. G. Culpepper

“- Voice: There's someone in here.
- Christina: Sorry.
- Voice: It might be a while.
- Christina: How long?
- Voice: Let me put it to you this way. I had Lamb Curry last night and I'm shitting out a Buick!
- Courtney: Was it absolutely vital for her to tell us that?”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Rod Kimble: All great men have mustaches!
- Frank Powell: Yeah, but real men actually grow them!
- Rod Kimble: You know I have a hormone disorder!”
Andy Samberg - Rod Kimble
Ian McShane - Frank Powell

“- Dr. Nagato: You have arthritis in your knee.
- Josh: Arthritis arthritis?
- Dr. Nagato: Yes. I usually just say it once.”
James Saito - Dr. Nagato
Ben Stiller - Josh

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn