“- Seymour Krelborn: You'd still like me even if I wasn't famous?
- Audrey: I'd still love you. All I ever wanted was you... and a sweet little house.”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“You get your picture in the papers, you're famous. You're famous, you get anything you want. That's what's so great about New York.”
Max Casella - Racetrack Higgins

“- Cameron Drake: This is where I grew up.
- Sonya: I don't care.
- Cameron Drake: Sonya, we're here to help someone. For once, we're gonna think about something besides our careers and our hair.”
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake
Shalom Harlow - Sonya

“Don't call people superficial because they just want to have fun. Look, I'm new here. I don't know anybody. Why can't you be helpful and understanding about that?”

Kerri Green - Maggie

“Lois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one.”
Frank Langella - Perry White