“- Marcia Brady: Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. What am I going to do?
- Greg Brady: Well, you just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, something suddenly came up.
- Marcia Brady: And that works?
- Greg Brady: Sure. Girls say it to me all the time.”
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady
Christopher Daniel Barnes - Greg Brady

“- Winston Connelly: Hey, you want to dance?
- Tara Mitchell: What I want, Winston, is... I want out of here and I want out now!
- Winston Connelly: Why? Don't you know how to dance?”
Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell

“I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives.”

Marcel Dalio - Marquis Robert de la Cheyniest

- Lehman: There's a new order, I should say "Heil Hiter", but I won't, not to you.
- Professor Victor Roth: Thank you, Lehman.
- Lehman: That is, unless some of the other gentlemen are present, or the students.
William Edmunds - Lehman
Frank Morgan - Professor Viktor Roth

“- Hank Taylor: I'll buy you a cigar.
- J. Lester Chisholm: I don't like cigars.
- Hank Taylor: Don't you worry about it! I'll smoke it myself.”
Burgess Meredith - Hank Taylor
Charles Butterworth - J. Lester Chisholm