“Can't Hardly Wait” quotes

Movie Can't Hardly Wait
Title Can't Hardly Wait
Year 1998
Directors Harry Elfont, Deborah Kaplan
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – The long-awaited moment of the high school diploma is about to arrive and the seniors just want to celebrate. Among them, a guy dreams to finally be with the girl he’s been loving for years, who has just broken up with his longtime boyfriend. Another guy tries to do everything he can to revenge on an annoying bully. Finally the day of the big party arrives and their plans take shape.
All actors – Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ethan Embry, Charlie Korsmo, Lauren Ambrose, Peter Facinelli, Seth Green, Michelle Brookhurst, Alexander Martin, Erik Palladino, Channon Roe, Sean Patrick Thomas, Freddy Rodríguez
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  • “I can't feel my legs, I have no legs!”

    Charlie Korsmo - William Lichter
  • “- X-Phile 1: Hey! Luke doesn't push Vader!
    - X-Phile 2: Well he should've. I mean, the guy cut his hand off.”

    Joel Michaely - X-Phile #1
    Jay Paulson - X-Phile #2
    [Tag:hand, movie]
  • “Fate! There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far. Then it's up to you to make it happen.”
    Jenna Elfman - The Angel
  • “Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2:00 am!”
    Jenna Elfman - The Angel
  • “- Mike Dexter: Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know what there's gonna be in college, right?
    - Jock #1: Girls that used to be in high school.
    - Mike Dexter: No, women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, women... women, bro. We are staring into the future here. And the future is women.”

    Peter Facinelli - Mike Dexter
    Channon Roe - Jock #1
  • “- Stoner Guy: You know who else I like, who never got much play? Is Velma, from Scooby-Doo
    - Watermelon Guy: Rooby Rooby Roo!
    - Stoner Guy: She, right, she was also a cool... she was a hip, hip, lady.
    - Watermelon Guy: Hip Chick.”

    Brian Klugman - Stoner Guy
    Jason Segel - Watermelon Guy
  • “You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us.”
    Charlie Korsmo - William Lichter
    [Tag:food, god, stars]
  • “Damn, she's gonna think I got that premature evacuation!”

    Seth Green - Kenny Fisher
  • “You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea.”
    Charlie Korsmo - William Lichter
    [Tag:cars, sea, women]
  • - Homeboy #2: Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
    - Homeboy #1: Yo, who's a fag?
    - Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y'all. That is a "Fragrance of Love" scented candle, bitch. Damn!

    Robert Jayne - Homeboy #2
    Branden Williams - Homeboy #1
    Seth Green - Kenny Fisher
  • “Judging from my little experience, I kind of believe in fate. It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.”
    Lauren Ambrose - Denise Fleming
    [Tag:experience, fate]
  • “Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!”

    Charlie Korsmo - William Lichter
  • “- Kenny Fisher: 'Sup, ladies? Yo Jana, wanna dance?
    - Jana: I'm allergic.
    - Kenny Fisher: You're allergic to dancing?
    - Jana: Yeah.”

    Seth Green - Kenny Fisher
    Clea DuVall - Jana
  • “- Denise Fleming: I heard that song was about his dog.
    - Preston Meyers: It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. Who the hell names their dog Amanda?
    - Denise Fleming: My cousin had a dog name Samantha.
    - Preston Meyers: Shut up about the dog, ok?”

    Lauren Ambrose - Denise Fleming
    Ethan Embry - Preston Meyers
    [Tag:dogs, name, songs]
  • - Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this... they say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going: "class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?
    - Homeboy #2: What?
    - Kenny Fisher: It means... (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Seth Green - Kenny Fisher
    Robert Jayne - Homeboy #2
  • “- Preston: This is officially the worst night of my entire life. Thank you very much.
    - The Angel: Try having forty drunk men grabbing your ass, one groom to be throwing up all over you and then have your car break down at 2am and then you can talk to me about having a bad night, ok?”

    Ethan Embry - Preston Meyers
    Ethan Embry - The Angel
  • College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys.
    Jerry O'Connell - Trip McNeely
    [Tag:date, girl, university]