“- Nurse Morgan: I have a headache, Axel. For you, I always have a headache.
- Axel: Oh, I can fix that. Meet me in the cold room. I'm closing up for the night. What do you say? Okay?
- Nurse Morgan: Axel, I am not going to fake any more orgasms for you.”
Lisa Freeman - Nurse Morgan
Bruce Mahler - Axel

“Fat girls tend to come a lot.”
Dudley Moore - Wylie Cooper

I think the doorbell's heard my wife shout "I'm coming" more than I have these days.
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Peter McGowan

“We were never lovers! I faked an orgasm!”

Dona Speir - Donna Hamilton

“- Charlotte Chang: Killy, why don't you move in permanently?
- Jay Killian: I don't want to die from a terminal orgasm!”
Jan Gan Boyd - Charlotte Chang
Charles Bronson - Jay Killian