Don't go out with Italian girls. They're killers. Start saying a "Hail Mary" and see if she moves her lips.
Matt Dillon - Gus

“A word of advice, girls. If you're picking the wrong fight at least pick the right weapon.”
Jason Statham - Brant

“- Joey LaMotta: She ain't the kind of girl you just fuck and forget about, this girl.
- Jake La Motta: Joey, how many times I gotta tell ya? Why're you always cursin' when I'm talkin' to you? Don't do it around me. Do it around your friends.”

Joe Pesci - Joey
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta

“- Danny: Well you know, these girls are only good for one thing.
- Sonny: Yeah, what are you suppose to do with them the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?”
John Travolta - Danny
Michael Tucci - Sonny

- "Booger": Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
- Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
- "Booger": Why? Does she have a penis?

Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
Anthony Edwards - Gilbert