“A word of advice, girls. If you're picking the wrong fight at least pick the right weapon.”
Jason Statham - Brant

Don't go out with Italian girls. They're killers. Start saying a "Hail Mary" and see if she moves her lips.
Matt Dillon - Gus

“Collegegirls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.”
Gary Wolf - Snake

- Scotty Brennen: See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy.
- Josh: Well, I'll stay away from her, then.

Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen
Tom Hanks - Josh

- "Booger": Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
- Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
- "Booger": Why? Does she have a penis?

Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
Anthony Edwards - Gilbert