“- Bartender: We don't have no beer, just tequila.
- Ned Nederlander: What's tequila?
- Bartender: ...It's like beer...
- Dusty Bottoms: Is it fattening?
- Bartender: ...Fat-ten-ing?”
Martin Hayter Short - Ned Nederlander
Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms

“Boy, you mix drinks as bad as you mix metaphors, you'd be out of a job.”

Chris Cooper - Sam

“- Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
- Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.
- Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.”
Michael McShane - Friar Tuck
Morgan Freeman - Azeem

“- James Bowie: Where did you hear that?
- William Travis: Men tend to talk when they drink; your men tend to drink.”

Jason Patric - James Bowie
Patrick Wilson - William Travis

“That's nice talk, Ben - keep drinking. Between the 101-proof breath and the occasional bits of drool, some interesting words come out.”
Elisabeth Shue - Sera