“- Enchanted Princess: My dear prince, you have rescued me, you have caught me in your arms.
- Calvin: Actually you landed on my balls!”

Nicole Parker - Enchanted Princess
Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson - Calvin

“- Lori Craven: Hi. I'm Lori Craven and... I'm an actress.
- Betsy Faye Sharon: An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.”
Elisabeth Shue - Lori Craven
Carrie Fisher - Betsy Faye Sharon

“I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.”
Tony Randall On Johnny Carson

“- Jeff Badger: You are the sheriff wife now. It would be very embarrassing for you to know who I am.
- Flower Belle Lee: I've never been embarrassed in my life.”
Joseph Calleia - Jeff Badger
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- Macaulay Connor: It can't be anything like love, can it?
- Tracy Lord: No, no, it can't be.
- Macaulay Connor: Would it be inconvenient?
- Tracy Lord: Terribly.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord