Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die". I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“The stigma... it's a symptom of alien matter infesting the body. When it tries to eliminate it, it overcompensates. Inside our bodies there's a current, like the Lifestream. That current is what fights off any malevolent intruders.”
Shôgo Suzuki - Vincent Valentine

“Life's a tradeoff. It's finally legal to smoke dope, but you got to have cancer.”
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“- Egbert Sousé: Hello, Doc. How are ya? How's business?
- Dr. Stall: Fair, fair. I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again.”
W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé
Harlan Briggs - Dr. Stall

“- Flo Addams: Maybe he won't wanna leave. He told me on a postcard he's in a grand hideout and having a swell time with his mental disorder.
- Little John Sarto: If he ever told you that on a postcard, maybe they ought to keep him in there.”

Ann Sothern - Flo Addams
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto