- Austin Powers: You really are a fat bastard!
- Fat Bastard: You know, that hurts my feelings! I tried going on a diet, you know. The Zone, you know, "carbs are the enemy", eh?
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Mike Myers - Fat Bastard

Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“- Mrs. Phelps Potter - Edith: You're so slim, I could kill you.
- Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary: You don't have to. The diet I'm on is pure poison.”
Phyllis Povah - Mrs. Phelps Potter - Edith
Norma Shearer - Mrs. Stephen Haines - Mary

“- Anne: I can't, I'm on the zone.
- Roland Sharp: What zone?
- Anne: The proper combination of protein, fat and carbohydrates.
- Roland Sharp: This combination here is proper as hell.”

Christina Milian - Anne
Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp

“- Det. Barzak: What the fuck is that shit?
- Det. Hazeltine: Yogurt, yeast paste, lecithin; all the things you ought to be eating. Want some?
- Det. Barzak: No way, man. I'm on a low-mucous diet. You know that.”
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine