- Austin Powers: You really are a fat bastard!
- Fat Bastard: You know, that hurts my feelings! I tried going on a diet, you know. The Zone, you know, "carbs are the enemy", eh?
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Mike Myers - Fat Bastard

Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise", "low-fat", and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank.
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“I feel bad for people who count calories. It's no way to live!”
Jack Black - Hal

“- Michele Weinberger: Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
- Romy White: Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“- Michele Weinberger: Did you lose weight?
- Romy White: Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger
Mira Sorvino - Romy White